Well, take it or not?

-Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

-If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done. –Unknown

-I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
--Douglas Adams

-A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

-Why is that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when
you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

-Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

-If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

-I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.

-I am in shape. Round is a shape.

-A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

-Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.

-I hope life isn't a big joke -- because I don't get it.

-I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
--Totie Fields

-Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".

-Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

-I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.

-I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.

-When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches,
but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear
to find out if it stopped.--Marcel Achard

-I get plenty of exercise -- jumping to conclusions, pushing my lucks,
and dodging deadlines.

-When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

-I never did a day's work in my life, it was all fun - Thomas Alva Edison

-Life can be only understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards

10 Kalimat Bijak

1. Uang bukan segalanya. Masih ada Mastercard dan Visa.
2. Kita seharusnya menyukai binatang. Mereka rasanya lezat.
3. Hematlah air. Mandilah di bawah shower bersama pasangan kita.
4. Di belakang setiap pria sukses ada seorang wanita hebat. Di belakang
setiap pria yang tidak sukses ada dua.
5. Cintailah tetangga. Tetapi jangan sampai tertangkap basah.
6. Orang bijaksana tidak menikah. Setelah menikah mereka menjadi bijak sana
dan bijak sini.
7. Cinta itu photogenic. Dia memerlukan tempat gelap untuk berkembang.
8. Pakaian itu adalah pagar pelindung. Pagar seharusnya melindungi tanpa
menghalangi pemandangan yang indah.
9. Semakin banyak belajar, semakin banyak yang kita tahu. Semakin banyak yang
kita tahu, semakin banyak yang kita lupa. Semakin banyak yang kita lupa,
semakin sedikit yang kita tahu. Jadi kenapa kita sibuk belajar ?
10. Masa depan tergantung pada impian kamu. Maka pergilah tidur saja sekarang !